New Diagnostic Terms from DSM-XXXIII
— Frank Froman, Aaron Welt, Linda Grounds
Plutonic Relationship - Having been blindsided by the completely unexpected dissolution of a long-term relationship.
Aunty-SocialPersonality - Mostly loving and very garilous.
Boyeurism – Men who want to be children again.
Medophilia - Characterized by a desire to ask your doctor about...
Fartcolepsy - Characterized by becoming unconscious after passing gas.
Borderlune - Someone who feels victimized by changes in the phase of the moon.
Carcissistic Disorder - Affecting siblings, making it impossible for the affected person (usually a male) to sit in the back seat. Accompanied by tantrums if not getting his way.
Trickytillomania - Done by artistic and highly energetic farmers plowing their fields.
Narcissister - A self-absorbed sibling who needs lots of attention, usually the second born girl
