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Agent 007 Discovers Secret Division 42 Meetings |
| Speaking of Membership/Lou Perrott, Membership Chairperson | |
| Opening for 42 Internet Associate Editor/Richard Saunders, Ph.D., Publications and Communications Committee Chairperson | |
| Convention Program Planning/Ed Lundeen and Jeffrey Barnett, Chairperson and Associate Chairperson |
| Division 42 Secret Meetings Discovered
Secrets of Success as an Independent Practitioner to be Disclosed to Division 42 Members An ongoing undercover investigation conducted by an unnamed organization has discovered that a secret meeting of a select group of extremely successful independent practitioners has been held annually in near total secrecy. These successful psychologists have been meeting for years, sharing their secrets for great success in independent practice. While, they report efforts to advertise their meetings, the division’s members deny any knowledge of either this group or their meetings. For years this elite group of practitioners has been sharing their secrets for success among themselves. While some have repeatedly denied its existence, often downplaying or minimizing their great financial success, the results of this investigation demonstrate conclusively that this group, know by the alias “The Division 42 Board of Directors” does in fact exist. These highly successful, big money psychologists had avoided detection for years. But, because of this undercover investigation their clandestine meetings will cease and they are now being forced to advertise their next meeting and allow all current Division 42 members to attend. Further, they have been ordered to disclose all their money making secrets for success in private practice with all who attend. Their secrets for practice expansion, marketing, developing niches and areas of specialization, establishing a managed care-free practice, and for using clinical skills most psychologists possess to become successful financially will all be shared with the Division 42 membership and any other psychologists who join the division on that date. All Division 42 members in good standing will be granted admission to this important meeting and will receive free of charge the handbook “Secrets of Success as an Independent Practitioner” – a secret manual this group has produced and kept to themselves and their financial advisors up to this time. The costs incurred in reproducing and distributing this manual will be born in total by this not-so-secret group and will be provided to all in attendance as a free member benefit. In accordance with Order 42-007-2000 all Division 42 members in good standing are hereby invited to attend this meeting at the Annual Convention of the American Psychological Association in Washington, D.C. on August 6, 2000 at 4:00pm. The exact location will be advertised in the Summer issue of this bulletin. It will also be listed in the APA Convention Program under the code name of “Division 42 Business Meeting.” All Division 42 members and their guests will be granted admission to this meeting by saying the code phrase “Secrets For Success.” All in attendance will receive a copy of the Division’s secret handbook. Those interested in joining the Division may apply at that time and receive this valuable handbook as well. Please do not contact the Division 42 Central Office or the Division’s leadership about this matter. The written order precludes them from discussing it prior to the meeting being called to order by this secret agency’s representative, Mr. Bond. Is this on the level? Will I really become wildly successful if I use the handbook? Who’s asking all these questions anyway? Why am I still reading this? Attend the meeting on August 6, 2000, receive your Secrets for Success handbook, and find out for yourself. |
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